
hello, i realised i forgot to complain on behalf of Gidiot. he had the most unfortunate day ever last saturday because some guy sank him in the middle of the pond. i could have ran in to rescue him but without my life-vest i could do nothing. nothing but stand on the shore and alternate between howling in anguish and laughter (sorry Gidiot, it's just, you should've seen the way u looked.. you resembled an iceberg, if icebergs were possible in sunny singapore). poor Gidiot told me, thru that special telepathic connection that we share, that he felt strangled by the guy clinging to him and was only barely managing to keep his head above the water. luckily a K2 came by to rescue him, thanks guys-in-K2 (i couldn't see who u were but i'de be sure to ask Gidiot)! Gidiot, being well-mannered and highly cultured (hello, i being the very cultured culture-rep of a01b, what less do u expect?) sputtered a weak "thanks" but of course no one else heard cos they don't usually communicate with boats. yup. end of story. Labels: Gideon Jnr.
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